short story free contest 2016

The Types of Short Stories Im Looking For This is an open competition, so any style or genre of story will be considered, including childrens, as long as it is humorous or funny in some way.
Look on it like a meal.
This is the badger: a colloquialism meaning this is the one or this is brilliant.
It was filmed so entrants could see an example of the prize the first year I ran the competition.Send your story and the proof of age as attachments to email protected.It has been proven to aid your health and reduce blood pressure.Before doing so, please read the rules and terms conditions.Please see below for the rules of the contest.

It features my Harley.
Some highly prestigious writing contests offer huge cash prizes the BBC award 15,000 and the Sunday Times give a whopping 30,000 to their winner.
After the inaugural competition, I wrote to them saying: Dear Customer Services Ive enjoyed riding my Harley Davidson flstfi Fatboy for 6 years now.Each entry will be subjected to a complete plagiarism check.A GoPro camera will be strapped to my chest, vouchers for centre parcs 2015 so I can film the journey of the soon-to-be-most-coveted copy of the anthology in existence.All copyright remains with the author.There is no minimum word count.